Gaymaro? Cumaro?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on July 13, 2009 by ekhatch

You know I love taking pot shots at the new Camaro. The first you’ve probably already seen, the brilliant Camaro WT (”White Trash”) Edition spoof.

Confirming earlier rumors of a “heritage edition” of the new 2010 Camaro that would appeal directly to their largest fan base, deep sources inside GM have signaled that the Camaro WT is indeed headed for production later this summer.

“It was a controversial subject in our meetings”, says our inside source at GM. “Do we really go for it and offer straight from the factory the genuine article? Or do we let time and the JC Whitney’s of the world take their course. Many people were against the WT package, wanted to keep the new model clean of its past. In the end we need to sell cars and we think the WT edition will speak to the soul of our Camaro buyer base. It was time get honest with ourselves. It was come to Jesus time for us ”.”

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But unfortunately this latest marketing stategy is the real deal, straight from MSN Money. The WT crowd is gonna looove this

The models lean seductively over the hood of the 2010 Chevrolet Camaro, wearing only tiny yellow underwear emblazoned with the car’s logo. Grasping a wash cloth, they rub down the car until it sparkles as an unseen cameraman asks about the car.

The videos, broadcast on YouTube, use sex appeal to sell Camaros to guys. Only the models aren’t women, they’re men.

The racy commercials are part of a new advertising campaign targeting gay, bisexual and transgender Americans.”

Your bailout dollars at work!


From Behind

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on July 12, 2009 by ekhatch

On some cars, there’s something just magical about being able to see what color wheels are on it while standing directly behind it. Beautiful Audi.

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Update on the J32 Rando

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on July 11, 2009 by ekhatch

Fresh pix of the completed project. His bay looks so nice I wouldn’t even bother running a hood on it, but he did do a very nice job cleanly cutting only what needed to go and nothing more. I really can’t imagine a more intimidating hatch to see coming at you in your rear view.

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Colorado D Series Showdown

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on July 11, 2009 by ekhatch

The Joy of Fail

Posted in Uncategorized on July 9, 2009 by ekhatch

I’ve been loving ThereIFixedIt.com lately

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Brother From a Different Mother

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on July 9, 2009 by ekhatch

It was bugging me why this Honda S-MX that I posted earlier looked so familiar, I finally figured it out.

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I believe the xB is on Axis Racer X in 15×8 -27

Blown D

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on July 9, 2009 by ekhatch

With K series swaps becoming so common they’re almost expected and even the jankiest hatches with Bs under the hood it’s refreshing to see a really nice build like this with a supercharged D. Car’s quite a stunner too, not sure where that rear diffuser was sourced from but I’m feelin’ it. NSX maybe?

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Too much of a good thing? 2 X bars, a C pillar bar and I think 3 strut tower bars. If her ass ain’t stiff enough yet, it ain’t gonna happen.

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Rice

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on July 9, 2009 by ekhatch

No actually it’s not, just thought it was a funny pic. I think it looks great lowered over Konig B Bombs with some nice cage work.

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3 doors, 2 whores

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Want. Need. Must Have. Gimme Now.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on July 8, 2009 by ekhatch

Coop signature Matco tool cabinet, made of 110% pure unrefined badassness. Sadly I don’t think I could swing it even if I sold both hatches, price is around $9000 as pictured. Hear that Obama, start stimulating!

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Is It Just Me?

Posted in Uncategorized on July 8, 2009 by ekhatch

Kick Ass little kei truck, I’d love to own it. But how the fuck do you get in it? I vaguely remember reading somewhere that these are pretty cheap and easy to import and register because they are under 1 liter and don’t have to go through a lot of the red tape a regular car would. This one looks (awesome) permanently sealed up by it’s flares, maybe I’m missing something?

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