Gaymaro? Cumaro?

You know I love taking pot shots at the new Camaro. The first you’ve probably already seen, the brilliant Camaro WT (“White Trash”) Edition spoof.

“ Confirming earlier rumors of a “heritage edition” of the new 2010 Camaro that would appeal directly to their largest fan base, deep sources inside GM have signaled that the Camaro WT is indeed headed for production later this summer.

“It was a controversial subject in our meetings”, says our inside source at GM. “Do we really go for it and offer straight from the factory the genuine article? Or do we let time and the JC Whitney’s of the world take their course. Many people were against the WT package, wanted to keep the new model clean of its past. In the end we need to sell cars and we think the WT edition will speak to the soul of our Camaro buyer base. It was time get honest with ourselves. It was come to Jesus time for us ”.”

But unfortunately this latest marketing stategy is the real deal, straight from MSN Money. The WT crowd is gonna looove this

“The models lean seductively over the hood of the 2010 Chevrolet Camaro, wearing only tiny yellow underwear emblazoned with the car’s logo. Grasping a wash cloth, they rub down the car until it sparkles as an unseen cameraman asks about the car.

The videos, broadcast on YouTube, use sex appeal to sell Camaros to guys. Only the models aren’t women, they’re men.

The racy commercials are part of a new advertising campaign targeting gay, bisexual and transgender Americans.”

Your bailout dollars at work!